Funny name in credits not seen

Crime: Murder, She Wrote non-viewing; Wife Negligence, second degree.
Location: Husband Crime Lair
Discription: Suspect failed to heed the G Chat message telling him to come downstairs because there's a guy on Murder She Wrote named ROGER BONERZ CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT.
Verdict: Very Guilty.
Sentence: Years of bitter recriminations.

Blog non-updating

Crime: Blog Negligence, first degree; Obstruction of Justice
Location: Husband Crime Blog
Discription: Suspect failed to continue updating the Husband Crime Blotter blog, even though he is continuing to commit husband crimes on a daily basis.
Verdict: Guilty.
Sentence: Blog must be updated in perpetuity.