Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Licked Tip of Nose

Crime: Nose Moistening with Intent to Gross Out
Location: Multiple
Description: Suspect has been known to go in for kiss, only to deceitfully lick tip of Victim's nose. Victim responses with "Ewww..." and wipes nose on Suspect.
Verdict: Initially Guilty, overturned on Appeal. Victim was found on Appeal to actually smile and giggle, and say she found it "cute."
Sentence: None (Acquitted)

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