Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Announcing Restroom Usage

Crime: Announcing verbally Victim was about to use restroom
Location: Husband Crime Prison Facility (aka Wedding)
Description: Suspect, a known member of the vicious wife-slandering Wedding Party Gang, announced that the Victim had to use the restroom, and that the paddy wagon should not leave without her. Suspect was mortified that everyone was now privy to the knowledge that girls do in fact pee.
Verdict: Guilty
Sentence: Every time the Suspect is about to leave, Victim will ask "Do you have to pee? Maybe we should put an ad in the paper!"

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