Saturday, June 4, 2011

Sleeping At Dawn

Crime: sleeping in the early hours of the morning
Location: Husband Crime Sleeping Quarters
Description: Suspect did not wake during the hour of the wolf to drive the Victim to work on the suspect's day off. This required the Victim to transport herself to her workplace, requiring minuscule, intolerable effort on her part to operate a motor vehicle.
Sentence: Guilty
Punishment: Pouty looks and whining

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