Crime: Criminal Possession of Desierable Food (1st degree)
Location: Red Robin, Husband Crime Seating Area
Discription: After finishing her Banzai Burger, victim noticed that suspect had a delicious looking salad consisting of fried chicken, lettuce, bacon, hard-boiled eggs, and honey mustard.
Verdict: Guilty.
Sentence: Salad confiscated; Suspect given fries.
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