Location: Husband Crime Lair
Description: Suspect reportedly had the gash-darn nerve to suggest to Victim how to read mini-map on Mario Kart screen to determine which direction Suspect was to turn. Suspect was, in accordance with full Wife Law, told to "go screw" and she "knew what she was doing".
Punishment: Forced to watch Victim drive the wrong way for 2 laps and lose
Sentence: GUILTY
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