Crime: Criminal Suggestion of Early Bedtime 1st Degree
Location: Crime Cafeteria
Discription: Suspect noticed victim's signs of fatigue, including but not limited to looking tired, yawning, and statements including "Zzzzz" and "I'm so tired". Suspect then knowingly suggested that victim go to bed early, even though he knows full well that's dumb and victim can't go to bed if suspect is still having fun in his dumb room!!!!!!
Verdict: Guilty!
Sentence: Victim will stay up until suspect goes to bed, even if reduced to incoherant mumbling and groaning.
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