Crime: Criminal Non-Air Conditioner Activation, 1st degree.
Location: Wife Justice Stronghold
Discription: Suspect did not turn on his wife's air conditioner. Wife justice stronghold became uncomftorably warm. Suspect caught red-handed reading a book and not turning on victim's air conditioner.
Verdict: Guilty.
Sentence: Finger-pointing; Cries of "YOU!"; Victim distracted by cute cat before full sentence could be served.
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