Crime: Criminal Punishment Enjoyment, 2nd degree
Location: Husband Crime Car Passenger Seat
Discription: Victim, in the course of her lawful duties, was delivering punishment for a previous crime. While victim was insulting suspect's favorite old lady detective, suspect was caught red-handed smiling, laughing, and making comments like "Boom!" and "ICE burn!" after each statement.
Verdict: Guilty!
Sentence: Suspect is now a hardened criminal and must listen to excerpts of the victim's incredly boring book on language history. Suspect's plea that this is cruel and unusual punishment has been denied
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