Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Requesting an item on the top shelf

Crime: Asking for a high item
Location: Crime Kitchen
Discription: Suspect asked victim to grab him some mint M&Ms. Upon inquiring, victim was told that they are on the top shelf of the food storage unit. Victim is 5'2" and suffered a hate crime at being asked to reach a high item. Also, suspect should eat the whole bag now instead of eating them a few at a time, which is wrong.
Verdict: Guilty.
Sentence: Given entire bag of mint M&M's to eat.

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