Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Left 4 Dead Hate Speech

Crime: Accurately describing a Boomer in Left 4 Dead.
Location: Husband Crime Internet
Description: While attempting to enjoy a video game, the Suspect referred to the gelatinous, grotesque, misshapen special infected known as a "Boomer" as a "fatty boom blatty" audibly to fellow husband hate criminals over Skype. Turned from misdemeanor to felony when he imitated the Boomer's sound effects.
Verdict: Guilty, you insensitive monster!
Sentence: Can only play L4D when alone, for fuck's sake

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