Crime: Not watching Dragon Age 2 when something awesome happened
Location: Living room, husband crime sub-area
Description: Suspect was playing with his iPad when his wife made an ogre explode into body parts.
Verdict: Guilty of a lesser charge; Husband plea-bargained that he had seen this event many times. Convicted of criminal not witnessing wife's awesomeness in the 4th degree.
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