Location: Husband Crime Internet
Description: Victim was super-excited to show Suspect a really, really funny and really cool comedic musician named Tim Minchin. Suspect committed internet genocide by chuckling, but not spontaneously having orgasm, at British pun comedian who needs a shower.
Verdict: Guilty as Tim Minchin's barber
Sentence: Banishment from living room
** Update **
I, N.Ham, am also guilty of this crime (Criminal Mildly Amusing Comedian Under-Appriciation, First Degree). I believe that makes both of us guilty of conspiracy to not find a video funny enough.
** Update **
I, N.Ham, am also guilty of this crime (Criminal Mildly Amusing Comedian Under-Appriciation, First Degree). I believe that makes both of us guilty of conspiracy to not find a video funny enough.
** Update **
This may require a RICO case to properly prosecute.
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