Not Seeing Crappy Movie in 3D

Crime: Suspect did not want to see movie he did not want to already see in motherfucking 3D.

Location: Hollywood, CA or wherever

Description: Suspect is charged with not wanting to see lame movie he originally had no interest in, and also did not want to see it in 3D, which is a stupid movie gimmick that accurately simulates having an anuryistic headache for 2 hours.

Verdict: History's Greatest Monster

Sentence: Tim Minchin Video (in full)