Crime: Thought Crime, Class 2
Location: Victim's Glamorous Apartment
Description: After nearly two weeks of non-stop insistence by the Victim that the all-girl idol group AKB 48 was "really cute," Suspect admitted complicity in thinking that some members of the group were indeed pleasing to behold, especially the one with the cute bangs.
Sentence: Suspect was immediately pronounced judgment upon and called out as a perverted sex criminal for his weird tastes and apparent interest in younger women. As further punishment, Victim proudly declared she would never get her bangs cut in a similar manner to the member of AKB 48 noted for the haircut in question.
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