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Sunday, June 5, 2011
Not getting enough napkins at lunch
Crime: Not getting enough napkins Location: Cafeteria Description: Suspect did not get enough napkins, forcing his wife to wipe her greasy hands on her jeans. Sentence: Guilty
"Guilty" isn't a sentence, it's a verdict.
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