Location: Husband Crime Lair Kitchen
Description: Suspect did not scrape every molecule of food off of plate before placing in sink to be washed (which he ended up doing later on anyway). Wife Justice Crime Lab detected a visible portion of mashed potatoes, which Victim claimed would clog the drain. Evidence showed the backed up water would eventually drown all of them in their sleep.
Verdict: Guilty
Sentence: 1 week of hard labor (washing every goddamn dish every goddamn night in the apartment)
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